Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired - Jules Renard

Ones riches consist not in the extent of his possessions, but in the fewness of his wants - J. Brotherton

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage - Sydney Smith

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt - Bertrand Russell

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend - William Blake, Jerusalem, 1820

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them - Benjamin Jowett

A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself - Robert Burton

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Murphy's law

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious - Murphy's law

Every solution breeds new problems - Murphy's law

Dirt is only a thing in the wrong place

Eligible Bachelors marry late, beautiful girls get married early

Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age - Jeanne Moreau

Talent does what it can.. Genius does what it must - Edward George Bulwer

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity - Irving Kristol

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

God cannot reach everywhere.. So He created mothers

There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson. - Victor Hugo

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Edgar Watson Howe

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. - Wilson Mizner

One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.

Chance happens to all, but to turn chance to account is the gift of few. - Edward Robert

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time - Robin Williams on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity - Albert Einstein

A leader must have the courage to act against an expert's advice - James Callaghan

People don't resist change. They resist being changed - Peter Scholtes

Right of one generation is often folly of the next - Call it generation gap